Tuesday, June 30, 2009

For Father's Day, Wife.Imp made me a cake

She spent over 3 hours (sometimes fending off the imps sometimes allowing them to help - girl.imp stabbed the cake just to make sure it was not going anywhere) decorating the cake.  She then took a short break as I gathered the materials and set them up for all to enjoy.

Then I proceeded to satisfy the imps' craving (therefore quieting the racket).  I only wish I started with the pictures...

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Boy Imp Speaks

Ok, wife.imp was in the bathroom this a.m. and boy.imp comes rushing in 

b.imp: Mom, I need a q-tip
w.imp: What for?
b.imp: girl.imp needs one to clean out her belly-button
w.imp: what? you don't go...you don't have...you tell your sister that she needs to be the one that...
b.imp: well, I already have one now so it's too late.  Maybe next time!

(insert evil laugh here)

Friday, June 19, 2009

Pictures from Wild Camp 2009 - closing skit and awards

Can anyone guess who was voted 'Camp Clown'?



Saturday, June 13, 2009

More Meme about Me!

Dennis answered 'Have You...' questions in Get To Know Me.

Dated outside your race?: yes
Given a hickey?: yes
Dated your good friend/best friend?: yes
Sung in the shower?: sporadically
Spit in someone's drink?: yes
Dumped someone?: yes
Opened your Christmas presents early?: no
Peed outside?: yes
Seen "The Goonies" more than 10 times?: why?
Had more than five REAL bf/gf?: emotionally or physically?
Played a computer game for more than 5 hours?: yes
Ran through the sprinklers naked?: yes, they are called showers
Ate food that fell on the floor?: hello! boy!
Went outside naked?: same answer
Made out with your best friends bf/gf?: when I was single
Mooned somebody?: no
Been on stage?: yes
Made someone cry?: yes
Been in a parade?: yes
Been in a school play?: no
Drank beer?: yes
Gotten detention?: yes
Been on a plane?: yes
Been on a cruise?: no
Broken into a house?: mine
Gotten a tattoo?: no
Gotten piercings?: only accidentally
Cried so hard you threw up?: is this possible?
Gotten into a shouting match?: as an adult?
Been skinny dipping?: as an adult?
Spun yourself in circles to get dizzy on purpose?: yes
Laughed so hard it hurt?: yes
Tripped on your own feet?: yes
Cried yourself to sleep?: pre or post teen?
Cried in public?: yes
Thrown up in public?: yes-on a corvette at a corvette show - before the judging (boy was that guy happy)
Lied to your parents?: yes
Skipped class?: yes
Slept in class?: yes
What are you listening to right now: Torchwood
What makes you happy: Life
What did you do yesterday: lived
Got any awards: many
What car do you wish to have: 68-73 amx or amc javelin
Do you want to get married: not again (that would mean this one failed)
If you could change anything about yourself, what would you chan: more superpowers
Good driver: Richard Petty
Good dancer: Fred Estaire
Good Singer: Joan Jett
Have a lava lamp: no
How many remote controls are in your house: two (one boy and one girl)
Are you double jointed: no
What do you dream about: cannot remember my dreams
Last time you showered: today
The last movie you saw at the theatres: this month
Scary or happy movies: neither option is enticing (as hollywood has forgotten how to do either well)
Root beer or Dr. Pepper: both
Mud or Jell-O wrestling: neither
Vanilla or chocolate: in what context?
Skiing or Boarding: both
Summer or winter: both
Silver or Gold: lots of either
Diamond or pearl: same answer
Sunset or Sunrise: either
Sprite or 7up: neither
Orange juice or apple juice: either
Cats or dogs: either
Coffee or tea: either
Phone or in person: to do what?
Oldest, middle, youngest or only child: as long as she is over 18 (well that is just creepy, now it would have to be over 28)
Indoor or Outdoor: depends on what I am doing
Do you like filling these out: only when I'm bored
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: yes
Do you like yourself: yes
Do you get along with your family: yes
Have piercings below the waist: do nails through the leg count?
Stolen anything over $30: no
Obsessive: yes, but not when I am being compulsive
Compulsive: yes, but not when I am being obsessive
Anorexic: no
Bulimic: no
Suicidal: no
Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000: yuck
Go to a Manson concert if you had a free ticket: yuck
If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with : anyone who could help get me off of said island
If you loved someone and you were keeping something from them an: a complete, coherent sentence maybe?
Do you admire anyone?: yes
Who is the last person that called you: called me what?
Who was the last person you slow danced with: wife.imp
What makes you laugh the most: life
What makes you smile: life
Chicken pox: scary
Sore Throat: could be scary
Broken nose: very scary
Tonsels removed: only once
Ice cream in the morning: not now
To give the heimlich: no
Your good luck charm: she knows who she is
Best song you ever heard: Pressure
Stupidest thing you have ever done: try to date a girl dating someone in a gang
What's your room like: which room?
Last thing you said: I waggled my e yebrows in the yes context, which is universally known and recognized by anyone who speaks Tagalog
What is beside you: coffee
What shampoo do you use: whatever is open
Something that has happened to you this year: I let someone walk all over me
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: the 2nd Annual Anal Probe
Given anyone a bath: in what context?
Smoked: never
Bungee Jumped: never
Made yourself throw-up: yes
Gone skinny dipping: never
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: yes
Broken a bone: yes
Played truth or dare: yes
Been in a physical fight: yes
Been in a police car: yes
Come close to dying: yes
Been in a sauna: yes
Been in a hot tub: yes
Ran away: yes
Broken someone's heart: yes
Cried when someone died: yes
Flashed someone: no
Cried in school: yes
Fell off your chair: yes
Sat by the phone all night waiting for a call: no
Saved MSN conversations: no
Saved e-mails: no
Made out with just a friend: yes
Used someone: yes, see above
Been cheated on?: yes
Done something you regret?: see 2 answers above
Favorite kind of pants: Clean
Favorite Number: one that wins the lottery
Boys Name: Tecumsah
Girls Name: Betty Boop
Animal: Lynx
Drink: Water
Sport: Baseball
Fast-Food Place: Let me know and I'll take the family...
Month: All
Band: the Who
Movie: The WInd
Breakfast: daily
Perfume: any not tested on animals
Cologne: any not tested on animals
Favourite cartoon character: no favorites
Who are your best friends: The voices, always the voices
Do you have a bf or gf?: :)
Best place to go for a date: anyplace where she is
Longest relationship: current
Shortest relationship: lasted one tank of gas
Outgoing or introverted?: depends on what is needed
Full Name: If you're reading this you know my name
Single or Taken: Taken
Sex: We do not speak of such things in public, or mixed company, or near the kids...oops, I guess that let the cat out of the bag!
Birthday: Once Per Year
Sign: One Way
Siblings: More than some less than most
Eye colour: Same
Shoe size: Same as in high school
Height: Medium
Country born: USA
Innie or Outie: When I was skinny an outie but as I have increased in mass an innie
What are you wearing right now: I am wearing everything right, right now
Where do you live: Here, unless I am there
Righty or lefty: I try to be independent
Any pets: Just the ants

Friday, May 29, 2009

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

It is now over.  The long-haired hard rocker look I had been going for is now a sad, lonely memory.  I am now 'proudly' showing off my well-defined widows' peak with the, slightly longer than, military brush-top look.

The only thing going for this new hair style is that is it still cheaper than $15


Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Home Intervention

Well, the family had an intervention with me today

I will post more later, after I pull myself together.